My parents warned me about the drugs on the streets
but not the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.

unknown (via unradiantly)

Love

(via pepahh)

(Source: unradiantly, via i--wanna--hold--your--hand)

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

(Source: pemsylvania, via courageously-stupidyouth)

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dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89, via fake-mermaid)

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plasticbagvevo:

When you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

image

(via totally-relatable)

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dulldrops:

sorry

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

image

(via meghan-the-slu)

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LOOK AT THE CAT me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)

(Source: spockular, via cumfort)

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via unescapable)

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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via orgasm)

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via unescapable)

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